A
• Are you available?: -_-
• What is your age?: XXVII
• What annoys you at this moment?: People.

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: No, thank god.
• When is your birthday?: Feb 4th
• Who is your best friend? Esther

C
• What's your favorite candy?: Smints. Do those count?
• Crush?: On me? Lots of people, I feel sorry for them.
• When was the last time you cried?: A while—not having a soul makes it hard.

D
• Do you daydream?: Not as much as I once did. Hell, I don’t even dream-dream any more.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: My Pug (just like Ivy!!!)
• What day of the week is it?: Friday

E
• How do you like your eggs?: John Woo style: Hard Boiled.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room? No

F
• Do you use fly swatters?: No
• Have you ever used a foghorn? Foghorn, no, leghorn: maybe.
• Is there a fan in your room?: Yes

G
• Do you chew gum?: Yes, I love the new/old Trident.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Sometimes.
• Do you like gory movies?: Yes, but not on principal. There has to be some purpose for the gornography, like Hostel II’s globalism message.

H
• How are you?: anxious
• What's your height?: barley 5'5", I’m Hobbit sized
• What color is your hair? Dark Dark Brown (It’s been that way ever since I dyed it black one time and it didn't change back)
• Have you ever ice skated?: I skate on thin ice all the time.
• what's your fav kind of ice cream?: B&J’s Oatmeal Cookie!!! I eat three a week.

J
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke? Yeah but, I gotta tell you, I don’t like joke jokes. Too contrived.
• Do you wear jewelry?: My grillz be leased.

K
• Do you think kangaroos are cute? Kangaroo Jack is.

L
• Love at first sight? Once, and it f-ed me up.
• Lions or tigers?: Ligers.
• Do you like black licorice?: No, that’s for people over 50.

M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: Aliens and Predator, but not Aliens vs. Predator ironically
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: wha?
• Favorite store at the mall?: anything that peddles videogames.

N
• Do you have a nickname?: Bones, Doug, Barron von Hugecock
• What’s your favorite number? 8
• Do you prefer night or day?: night, night, night

O
• What's your one wish?: To be paid to watch movies.
• Are you an only child?: No, grr.
• Do you like the color orange?: Ick, I hate .

P
• What are you most paranoid about?: Again, people.
• Piercings?: No.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Cruz?

Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: Yes, I can’t help it.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Love the oats but that Quaker Oat man is creepy (esp. in the commercials where we see him from the neck down :shivers: he’s worse than the Burger King guy)
• Quilts?: huh

R
• Do you think you're always right?: Yes.
• Do you watch reality tv?: only Youtube and vids of kittens and this [link]
• Reason to cry?: women.

S
• Do you prefer Sun or Rain?: Rain.
• Do you like snow?: never actually seen real snow falling.
• What’s your favorite season? : Winter

T
• What time is it?: 2:24 am
• What time did you wake up? 1:00pm
• Any Tattoos?: No, Mr T scared me into not getting them.

U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: No but I sport a killer unibrow.
• Umbrellas?: hate them unless they’re in Resident Evil of I Heart Katamari.

V
• What's the worst vegetable?: the one dressed up to look like Hitler
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales: Religious vegetables? No thanks but it would be to fun to watch Veggie Tales in the crusades.

W
• Do you like water rides?: Golden showers only.

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Yep, my tummy.
• Ever used a Xerox machine? Stupid question.

Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: No, it’s too happy a color.
• What year were you born in?: A good year.
• Do you yell when you're angry? I wine.

Z
• What's your zodiac sign?: Aquarius, but this question reminds me of how good the movie Zodiac is. See it!